More Than X

Today I was told that I don’t have Tourette’s because I don’t swear*.

If I did swear, that would be a whole different story. The doctor came to this conclusion after he “read some things on Google and Wikipedia”. Also, a Tourette’s diagnosis is “just a label”. I still get a prescription though! You know, for the disorder I totes don’t have. :/

*For those that don’t know, 90% of people with Tourette’s don’t have the swearing tic.